John Mayer has confirmed that he will BE the date OF a certain rumored presenter at THE Academy Awards on Sunday.

¡°I¡¯m going TO the Oscars,¡± Mayer said. ¡°It¡¯s my first Oscars. AND it¡¯s my first being an?Oscar boyfriend.¡±

And that might BE the last we see OF him FOR a while.

¡°After that night I HAVE a deal almost signed IN blood that says I must go into THE studio AND finish this record. SO after Oscar Sunday, Monday morning I¡¯m invisible. My goal is TO not BE on PopSugar FOR at least 3 months. That would mean I¡¯m working.

¡°So it was great TO win some Grammys, but I¡¯m happy TO get back TO work."

Mayer will BE a nice distraction FOR Aniston. Her ex, Brad Pitt, AND the woman who stole his affections, Angelina Jolie, are both nominated FOR awards -- presumably not THE ones Jen will BE handing out, unless THE Academy wants a bludgeoning on their hands.

Jen recently threw a huge bash TO celebrate her 40th birthday, AND John kept close TO her side THE entire night.

Mayer?even serenading THE birthday girl with a special song her wrote just FOR her.